I’ve got me brand new email marketing, and I’ll show you the way (Wurzels tribute)

We’re proud to be from Bristol here at Winbox. We’re massive fans of all the local delights: Cider, Banksy, and of course the South West’s finest export - The Wurzels…

With that in mind, we adapted one of their greatest hits, I Got A Brand New Combine Harvester, with an email marketing spin. Listen up, and sing along.

 
 

I got an email ‘bout your product last night
And I don’t think that you’ve been doing it right
And without being stern, you’ve got a lot to learn
Come on now darling
I’ve got something you need

(CHORUS)

I’ve got me brand new email marketing, and I’ll show you the way
Come on now, let’s get together
And I will give away
All of me little secrets before we hit the hay

Now I’ve got me brand new email marketing, and I’ll show you the way

(It’s not easy, this)

I’ll help you bring up the old acceptance rate
Show you the landing pages you must create
And you know I know me onions
So let’s make a plan
To tart up your emails so they don’t look like spam

(CHORUS)

You’ve got a lot of JPEGs all over the place
Your readers don’t see ‘em
It's a proper disgrace

But if you cleaned it up, they’d all catch the eye
And you’ll get clickthroughs
All of the time

(CHORUS)

(It really works, you know)
D’you know there’s loads of ways to build up your list?
A single opt-in options sure to assist
We’ll sort you out in no time
If we only persist
With getting those clients to recall that you exist

Now I’ve got me brand new email marketing, and I’ll show you the way
And if your bounce rate’s too high, please don’t dismay
Stop staring at your stats page
Give me a call today
‘Cause I’ve got me brand new email marketing, and I’ll show you the way

(Packages start at a hundred and ninety-nine quid,
Very reasonable if you ask me…)

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